(Trainspotting) [PDF KINDLE] à Irvine Welsh

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READ ¶ Trainspotting E washing machines; choose cars; choose sitting oan a couch watching mind numbing and spirit crushing game shows stuffing fuckin junk food intae yir m. Probably the most famous passage from the book Whin yir oan junk aw ye worry about is scorin Oaf the gear ye worry aboot loads ay things Nae money cannae git pished Goat money drinkin too much Cannae git a burd nae chance ay a ride git a burd too much hassle canne breathe withoot her gitten oan yir case Either that or ye blow it and feel aw guilty Ye worry aboot bills food bailiffs these Jambo Nazi scum beatin us aw the things that ye couldnae gie a fuck aboot whin yuv goat a real junk habit Yuv just goat one thing tae worry aboot The simplicity ay it aw Ken whit ah mean Rento stops to give his jaws another grind I ve read this book three times now Once during high school once during college and once as an adult Reading this book feels like going home It makes me believe that really great books can be found anywhere In some ways I feel the book is a product of the 80s but I remember it as an essential part of the 90s For some reason the Renton s mates seem like the most universal set of characters in the world Everyone has one friend who is a lady killer like Sick Boy a good hearted man like Spud a stalwart like Tommy and an absolute bastard like Begby As for Mark well he is the dude most likely to be the one narrating the tale I sensitive never do weller who is too sensitive for his own good Who of us hasn t had these problems who of us hasn t had friends like these who us hasn t wanted an escape from the tedium of modern life Others on goodreads have analyzed the novel from a writerly perspective I wonder how the book got published because it is a bad book but because it is so uniuely good that you only realize how good it is by investing your time in reading it again and again and learning the slang if you don t know Scottish dialect The book seems to be authentic because it doesn t try too hard to be something it s not Perhaps that s the message for writers reading this book be who you are as a writer for good or ill and hopefully it will all work Or you can just give up writing and live a normal happy healthy life Whin yir off the writing all you think about is writing Oan the writing ye worry aboot loads ay things Nae money cannae git an agent Goat an agent won t return your calls Cannae git a publisher nae chance ay a making it Git a publisher too much hassle canne breathe withoot them gitten oan yir case Either that or ye blow it and feel aw guilty Ye worry aboot bills these effete critics beatin us aw the things that ye couldnaegie a fuck aboot whin yuv given up the writing

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READ ¶ Trainspotting Ooth Choose rotting away pishing and shiteing yersel in a home a total fuckin embarrassment tae the selfish fucked up brats ye've produced Choose life. Ah didnae expect the book to be as good as the movie Bit it wis Ah remembuh reading the first chapter at least fifteen times before ah wis able tae git intae it Once ye git intae it ye cannae git out Sure it s abit shootin smack n fuckin bit it s git some soul tae it N the entire book is wrote this way so I cannae say it s fae ivrybody Bit if yer intae some profanity n have no problem wi explicit content this is fae ye I dunnae think I ken write like this any longer so me review ends here

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READ ¶ Trainspotting The bestselling novel by Irvine Welsh that provided the inspiration for Danny Boyle’s hit film Choose us Choose life Choose mortgage payments; choos. Fuck me insensible Oh ya cunt ya Ah dinnae watch the movie bit ma heid s spinnin fae readin this shite ah kin fuckin tell ye The book s no novel mair a collection ay short stories likesay aboot a bunch ay Scot junkies The cunts go aroond fartin n shitein n shootin smack The book is written in the Scottish dialect sortay like whit ah m tryin tae imitate ken whit ah mean It wisnnae easy fe us tae git intae it It made us scoobied aboot whit the cunts were sayin likesay bit after a while it became very enjoyable ken There s like a hundred cunts in ivry paragraph ay this book bit it doesnnae mean bad Ivrybody jist caws ivrybody a cunt no offense meant or taken likesay Bit nivir caw a lassie a cunt thit shite is sexist Ah dinnae see no glossary at the end ay the book like some people here say Ah thoat ma livin in London fe mair thin a year wid help us wi the dialect bit ah d be fucked if it did Ah d be the last foreign cunt tae pit doon the ueen s English likesay bit truth be telt ah cannae understand iny cunt if they re fae iniwhair north ay Birmingham Jist the other night this pished cunt came tae us in a bar talkin shite Ah asks um whair he s fae He sais Sheffield I sais tae um thit ah saw Full Monty which wis filmed in Sheffield n ah dinnae understand inything Ah wis jist bein a polite cunt likesay tellin um indirectly tae speak posh tae us He sais awright ah speak posh tae ye ye American cunt Bit he wis a good cunt He telt us a few good jokes thit made us spill ma pish Ah should go there some day The cunt telt us thit the pish gits cheaper n the burds git easier the further north ye go ken whit ah meanLife is mundane n depressin bit sae whit Pittin poison intae yir body is a load ay shite only good fe cowardly cunts Choose life


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    (Trainspotting) [PDF KINDLE] à Irvine Welsh I must have read the first page of Trainspotting than twenty times since purchasing the book years ago and each time I would put it back in fear of all the Scottish dialect There's no point lying this is a challenging novel sometimes you have to read things twice or pause to think about them to fully understand what's being said But unlike a lot of books that are difficult to read this was ultimately rewarding and once you get use

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    (Trainspotting) [PDF KINDLE] à Irvine Welsh Probably the most famous passage from the book Whin yir oan junk aw ye worry about is scorin Oaf the gear ye worry aboot loads ay things Nae money cannae git pished Goat money drinkin too much Cannae git a burd nae chance

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    FREE DOWNLOAD ☆ PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook å Irvine Welsh Irvine Welsh å 0 READ (Trainspotting) [PDF KINDLE] à Irvine Welsh I'm a little confused about why I'd had the other edition reviewed when I didn't read the John Hodge after movie version delete delete deleteIf I hadn't seen the movie first I probably wouldn't have even tried reading the book because

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    (Trainspotting) [PDF KINDLE] à Irvine Welsh Irvine Welsh å 0 READ CHARACTERS Trainspotting I actually uite enjoyed this book though some parts of it were really hard to take There's a lot of vulgarity sex and violence but the book also talks about some important issues such as Scottish nationalism HIVAID

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  • Paperback
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  • Trainspotting
  • Irvine Welsh
  • English
  • 14 June 2018
  • 9780099465898